Keanu Reeves: Immortal Vampire? The Dracula Conspiracy Theory!

Could Keanu Reeves, the internet's boyfriend and Hollywood's seemingly ageless wonder, be more than just a talented actor? The enduring conspiracy theory that Keanu Reeves is an immortal vampire refuses to die, fueled by uncanny resemblances to historical figures and his own coy responses to the outlandish claims.

For years, whispers and memes have circulated, suggesting that the star of "The Matrix" and "John Wick" is not merely well-preserved but has, in fact, been walking the earth for centuries. The foundation of this theory lies in the striking similarities between Reeves and several historical personalities, including Charlemagne, the subject of a "Portrait of a Man," James Russell Lowell, and actor Paul Mounet. The argument goes that Reeves is not aging like a normal human because he is, in reality, a vampire, flitting through history under various guises before resurfacing as the beloved actor we know today. While seemingly absurd, the theory has gained traction, prompting discussions and analyses across the internet, even reaching Reeves himself.